Conspiracy!!

My Dear Supporters:

It is with deep pain in my heart that I come to you today with what I believe to be a conspiracy within the ranks of my competitors, the likes of which modern politics have never seen. A plan so deeply rooted, so insidious, it threatens to tear apart the very fabric of our great nation.

What is this conspiracy? The answer can be found in most citizens' pockets.

The following allegations are part history lesson, part conspiracy theory, and 100% pure evil.

Folks, it is my contention that the State Quarter program is being used as a means of subliminally swaying voters in the favor of the Republican ticket.

It all started a few weeks ago. I had just returned from the bank and had in my possession a roll of shiny new quarters. They were brand new. Really shiny. It was the latest installment of State Quarters. I unrolled it and, there staring me in the face was...Alaska. Palin! A few days later, another trip to the bank, another roll of shiny quarters unrolled...Arizona. McCain!

We all know the state quarteres are being released over 10 years, based on the order of their admittance into the union. This year, 5 state quarters are being released, including Arizona (June) and Alaska (August).
Coincidence? Read on.

The Republican Revolution or Revolution of '94 is what the Republican Party dubbed their success in the 1994 U.S. midterm elections, which resulted in gaining 54 seats in the House of Representatives, and eight seats in the Senate.
In 1996, with the House and Senate under Republican control, they approved the State Quarter program, with a commence date of 1999.
Why did they wait two years after gaining control of Congress to do this? And why does the State Quarter plan last ten years, rather than, say, five or twenty?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I put forth to you that the Republicans deliberately approved this quarter program in 1996, with a ten year run span, starting in 1999 so that Alaska and Arizona quarters would be released in the pivotal election year of 2008. These quarters would be used to subconsciously sway voters to vote for the Senator from Arizona and his running mate, the Alaskan governor.

Think it's a stretch? Read on. The conspiracy goes back farther!

Alaska and Arizona are two of the last three states to gain admission into the U.S. (Hawaii, is number 50)
Arizona joined in 1912 under the presidency of William Howard Taft (REPUBLICAN) and Alaska was admitted in 1959 under the presidency of Dwight Eisenhower (REPUBLICAN). These two acts, which seemed like minor events in American history at the time, are now being seen for what they truly are: Part of a vast conspiracy to steal away the 2008 presidency.

I believe that the 1996 Republican-dominated Congress took action to fulfill a treacherous conspiracy 84 years in the making.

Today, I give my solemn word to continue digging at the facts until we can uncover all the players involved in such surreptitious, such benedictine acts.

Thank You and good day.