Friday, October 10, 2008

A Simple Solution

Everyone is worried about the economy. Jobs are being lost and future retirees are facing a depleted savings account. The Dow continues to slide.

I have a solution. As a first order of business in the Wildfire Coffee Administration, I will push Congress to pass the "Wildfire Big Flip."

This proposal will provide a short-term fix and set the foundation of a long-term solution. It is important when we face the huge mountain in front of us, that we realize climbing it begins with a single step.

The Wildfire Big Flip can easily be explained by the following diagrams (and, yes, I do believe it is as easy as it looks!):

The Dow Jones average today.

The Dow Jones average after the Big Flip.

3 comments:

Martin said...

Don't you fear the big... flop!

Anonymous said...

A divinely plan for economic that depends upon an upside down approach to the world. A plan that will burn brightly in Washington--go wildfire.

Anonymous said...

Let me attempt to be even clearer:

A divinely inspired plan for economic retrenchment that is dependent upon an upside down approach to investment. A plan that will burn brightly in Washington---go Wildfire.